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Vintage Halloween Pinups and Poetry

Halloween is right around the corner. The time of year when ghosts and goblins come out to play..  I hope these vintage Halloween pinup pics, and goulish poetry get you in a devilishly haunting mood!




Five Little Pumpkins
Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate,
The first one said,
"Oh my, it's getting late."
The second one said,
"But we don't care."
The third one said,
"I see witches in the air."
The fourth one said,
"Let's run, and run, and run."
The fifth one said,
"Get ready for some fun."
Then whoosh went the wind,
and out went the lights,
And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight!




  The Hearse Song
Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, 
      For you may be the next to die.

      They wrap you up in a big white sheet 
      From your head down to your feet.

      They put you in a big black box 
      And cover you up with dirt and rocks.

      All goes well for about a week, 
      Then your coffin begins to leak.

      The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, 
      The worms play pinochle on your snout.

      They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, 
      They eat the jelly between your toes.

      A big green worm with rolling eyes 
      Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

      Your stomach turns a slimy green, 
      And pus pours out like whipping cream.

      You spread it on a slice of bread, 
      And that's what you eat when you are dead.




 


 

 

 



 

 

Only Naughty Children
See Spooks on Halloween

Witches and goblins, spooks and elves,
With sprites and gnomes from elf-land delves,
Tonight are flying here and there,
Yes, up and down and everywhere.
For this one night in all the year
They rule the earth and bring great fear
To all the naughty little boys
Who tease good girls and break their toys.

These spooks they also make girls sad
When they are selfish, cross and bad; 
So when it's dark, bad boys and maids, 
They see these awful fearsome shades,
And that is why with covered heads,
They trembling lie in their warm beds.

But even there they goblins see,
Spooks and gnomes, and all that be
Abroad upon weird Halloween
When all the wizards may be seen
By naughty kids and grown-up folks
Who like to play most wicked jokes.

But good young girls and gentle boys,
The kids who are their mothers' joys
They like the dark just as the light,
For spooks never come within their sight,
And in their dreams they lovely elves
Show them bright scenes from fairy delves.

So, if tonight you are afraid
Of any spook or any shade,
We'll know you are a naughty child,
So cross and wilful, rude and wild.










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