2011 Mock NFL Draft/Royal Wedding Preview (or Please, Please, Please Don't Draft Ryan Mallett)

Almost certainly, you know one of the following two things.  Almost as certainly, at least one of them is entirely unimportant to you.  If you vibe both - you should be writing this piece instead of me. 1. This weekend is wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL Draft, perhaps my favorite annual event.  I've got my Kiper bluebook; I've got rankings from Mayock, McShay, Rang, and Lande.  My DVR is set